{"id":183,"date":"2026-10-01T16:12:20","date_gmt":"2026-10-01T16:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/?p=183"},"modified":"2026-10-01T16:13:31","modified_gmt":"2026-10-01T16:13:31","slug":"in-loving-memory-of-robert-e-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/?p=183","title":{"rendered":"In Loving Memory of Robert E. Short"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p><span style=\"color: var(--origin-text);\">With heavy hearts, we remember <\/span><strong style=\"color: var(--origin-text);\">Robert E. Short, 61, of Glen Allen, Virginia<\/strong><span style=\"color: var(--origin-text);\">, who passed away tragically on Friday, September 25, 2026, following a single-vehicle automobile accident in Hanover County.<\/span><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"728\" class=\"wp-image-91\" src=\"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_6353-1024x728.jpeg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_6353-1024x728.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_6353-300x213.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_6353-768x546.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_6353.jpeg 1290w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At approximately <strong>10:03 p.m.<\/strong>, deputies with the Hanover County Sheriff\u2019s Office responded to the <strong>15200 block of Ashland Road<\/strong> after receiving a report of a vehicle crash. According to the preliminary investigation, Robert was traveling <strong>westbound on Ashland Road in a 2011 Mini Cooper Countryman<\/strong> when the vehicle ran off the left side of the roadway and collided with several trees.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Robert was the <strong>sole occupant and operator<\/strong> of the vehicle. Despite the response of Hanover Fire and EMS personnel, he was pronounced deceased at the scene.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His passing leaves behind family, friends, and loved ones who will forever carry his memory in their hearts. During this difficult time, our thoughts and deepest condolences are with Robert\u2019s family and everyone who knew and loved him.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May the memories shared, the moments<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">cherished, and the love he gave bring comfort to those grieving his loss.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Robert, you will be deeply missed and forever remembered.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Rest in peace. May you be surrounded by eternal peace and everlasting love.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With heavy hearts, we remember Robert E. Short, 61, of Glen Allen, Virginia, who passed away tragically on Friday, September 25, 2026, following a single-vehicle automobile accident in Hanover County. At approximately 10:03 p.m., deputies with the Hanover County Sheriff\u2019s Office responded to the 15200 block of Ashland Road after receiving a report of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":186,"href":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions\/186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/definitelynot.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}